Green bean
Looking for a hat that screams “I’m cozy, but I could survive in the Amazon”? This is it.
✔ Handmade with care (and maybe a few whispered curses)
✔ Acrylic yarn so soft it’ll make your forehead write thank-you notes
✔ Color palette: Fifty shades of green—because why settle for one?
✔ Pom-pom: A chic black fluff ball that looks like a tiny storm cloud decided to crash your winter party
Perfect for:
>Staying warm while pretending you’re an eco-warrior
>Impressing strangers who think you knit it yourself
>Giving off “I adopted a fashionable hedgehog” vibes
Price: Worth every penny for the compliments you’ll get.
Condition: Brand new, never worn (except for that one selfie, but it was worth it).
Grab it now before it goes wild and runs back to the forest! 🌲✨
Recommended hand wash to maintain its beauty. to restore volume to your pompom, use a hair dryer set to medium heat.